THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY?

• Is your ex back to "doing" the reason you divorced him?
• Are you wanted for his disappearance and possible murder?
• Do you have a hard enough time figuring out how to launder your clothes much less launder money?
• Are you hanging out in a cemetery, waiting for a grave robber who is in need of a new suit?
• Are you driving around in a maroon Crown Victoria with clear-coat problems?

IF YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED THE ABOVE,
THEN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BAD LUCK.