Help Wanted

Bail Bonds Enforcement Agent: Must be able to lie, read, make phone calls and like having garbage thrown at you. High level of skill in running required. Ownership of car that you don't mind having trashed is a plus. Must own a set of professional handcuffs (the Pleasure Treasure does not carry "professional" handcuffs). Please apply at Vincent Plum Bail Bonding Company on Hamilton between Tender Loving Care Dry Cleaners and the used bookshop.