Ranger said. "I've asked Cal to follow you around."
    "Cal has a flaming skull tattooed onto his forehead. And he has muscles in places muscles aren't supposed to grow. Cal looks like...Steroidasaurus."
    "Don't underestimate him," Ranger said. "He can spell his name. He's not overly violent as long as he remembers to take his medication. And he gives good shade."
                                                        -- To the Nines