Stephanie P. :

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Everytime I have a chocolate eclair, I think of you

Joe M.

P.S. Choo-choo! :)

There once was a girl, Stephanie
Here lips were like ripe plums.
She brought me to my knees,
She was so much fun!

stephanie you weren't my first
i like more things on you than eclairs on you
i didn't mind when we played train in my garage
i hope we can have more train rides like when we were kids
stephanie so you know you can't replace you first and sorry that was me
and stephanie i'm looking foward to more eclair cases like back in the day

Plums, I have eaten lots of them
But none as sweet as Stephanie.

!Choo-Choo! Innocence! Choo-Choo!
Behind the bakery counter she has lost.
I gave Stephanie what she wanted most
Writing testimony on the wall of the loo!

Later; thinking as I'm lying on a bed of flour:
Plum pies always will have the best flavour.

There once was a girl name of Plum
Who found work at the donut shop wearisome.
Her kiss is as sweet
As the donuts she eats
And back of the counter she'll give you some.

There once was a girl name of Stephanie
Who works as a clerk at the bakery.
She's got a nice ass
And her tongue is first-class
And her cupcakes are warm, sweet, and buttery.

I stopped in at the bakery
To grab a quick cannoli
But what I got was better yet
And I said "Holy Moley"

Soft and sweet and good to eat
All gooey and delicious
Behind the eclair case we went
She granted all my wishes

I hadn't bargained for this treat
It certainly was "Yum!"
To come inside and grab a snack-
The tasty Stephanie Plum!

Donuts are yummy,
Cupcakes are dandy,
But I've got to tell you,
Stephanie Plum is better than candy!

Tasty Pastry offers a special treat,
Chocolate chip cannollis are nothing
Compared to Stephanie Plum,
She really is something!

Soft and Sweet
and good to eat
there is nothing as tasty
as a Stephani Plum pastry

hot and yum is ms. plum 

Donuts are good to eat
All warm and gooey and sweet
They're just like Stephanie Plum
Although she thinks I'm scum

step who have good treats
i like your elcairs behind the chairs
i like your donuts with lots of nuts
but the nothing is compared to that sweet tasty pie that you make so much

There once was a guy named Morelli
Who tickled Miss Plum on her belly.
They fell to the floor,
And then came much more.
To this day she loves donuts with jelly.

At the Tasty Pastry,
the tastiest treat
isn't something to eat
But Stephanie Plum
was definitely most yum!

"Strawberries and cream are fun
And it's easy to wine and dine
But a Plum and a cherry,
Now that's a good time.

Stephanie Plum: Winner of the Joe Morelli seal of approval"

For a tasty treat
Of something sweet
Stephanie's lips
Sure can't be beat

She's not a jalapeno,
But she sure is hot.
Stephanie' s scent is better than
Spices simmering in a pot.

When Joe went into the store,
He couldn't take the wait anymore.
He came up to the counter,
And said he wants some baking powder.
But then all of a sudden,
He took of her pants and unbuttoned.
And then after all the rapture and bliss
He said Steph you were the best.
As Joe headed for the dough,
She got a nice view of perfection.

Stephanie Plum, Stephanie Plum,
Behind the eclair case,
So much fun.
Like a jelly donut,
Sweet right through,
Don't say too much,
She'll run over you!

She
Tempted me with
Eclairs and
Pastries, but with
Humor
And
Niceness
I
Enticed her

Probably
Loved every
Unbelievable
Minute of it

The Story of Stephanie Plum

Of all the girls that I got to kiss,
Stephanie would be on the top of my list.
It all happened on that day,
After school in May
When I came into the bakery
And saw her with a pastry.

She looked so innocent and so pure
That I knew I had to end it soon.
So I took her behind the case of Eclairs
And did what I had to with great care.

And after that I didn't call,
And that was my biggest mistake of all.
A couple of days later,
I saw her drive a car.
She got so mad
Broke my leg
And that was the end of that!

Stephanie Plum
Her name rhymes with yum
And you may not think it's so, but
She smells like a jelly donut.

Ode to a Cupcake by Joe Morelli

There once was a girl who played train
A habit from which we cannot refrain
Then again behind the donuts
And later sometimes like grown-ups
Someday we may do it on a plane.

There once was a girl named Plum
she smelled like a donut, Oh Yum
She said How I wish
When I offered a kiss
and we ended on the floor having fun

There once was a girl named Stephanie Plum
Sweet as sugar, and lots of fun
to my surprise, she went down....
before ever wearing a wedding gown!

J.M.

I love this girl named Stephanie
This I do declare
I met her one night after closing
Where she gave me her eclair

Peaches, apples, bananas, and plums
That Stephanie's no bum
She sweet as candy, hot and lovely, oh where do I begin
I just can't wait until I can get a piece again!

There once was a girl named Plum
With curves that makes guys say "Yum"
She's tasty and sweet
Steph's quite a treat
So go and get yourself some.

Pastries are tasty,
And doughnuts are yum,
But nothing compares
To the sweet taste of Plum!

I went to the tasty Pastry for a cannolli
What I left with was a whole different story
I had some Stephanie Plum
Which was very yum
And I forgot all about my cannolli.

All hail the Tasty Pastry
For there is something there better and more tasty
Her name is Stephanie Plum
Behind the display she satisfied my cravings for fun
So all hail the tasty pastry.

Joe's attempt at haiku:

Behind the counter
Stephanie soft and gooey
Afternoon delight

And a second one;

So many rows of pastry to choose from
But my sweet tooth was craving Miss Plum
Now I'm a satisfied customer
'Cuz I've had a luscious taste of her

When I went down to the shops today,
Boy, did I get a surprise.
Steffi at work in the baker's shop,
Her with the beautiful eyes.
We rolled, and laughed, and did so much more,
There at the back on the bakery floor.
And if you go there too
It might happen to you
If you're lucky

Recipe for a Plum Tart (found at Tasty Pastry)

Take one ripe, lucious Plum
Squeeze gently (being careful not to bruise)
Add heat
Slowly bring to a boil until insides liquify.
Enjoy!

There is my young lady called Steph,
When working with Ranger,scares me to death,
She has hair, thats so big,
Its not even a wig,
But makes my heart beat till I'm deaf.

doughnuts are tasty
pastertries too
connolies are sweet
danishes too,
but nothing more delicous then stephanie plum
and i think thats true

Stephanie, Stephanie
Bakery queen
If you wear your jeans tight and play your cards right
Minus her clothes she'll be seen.
Tasty, luscious, yummy, divine
Stephanie Plum,
Her body's real fine

Stephanie Plum
Her éclairs are yum
And her buns are truly sublime
Her kisses to me are a tasty treat
So damn good it's a crime

On a dusty floor
Covered in flour
I found a girl,
Fine enough to devour
She's as fine as sugar
Sprinkled on dough
Stephanie Plum is the way to go!

Strawberry and raspberry jelly,
make donuts taste good in my belly.
But nothing is quite as yum
as a girl named Stephanie Plum.