- What's your favorite word? Pluto
- What's your least favorite word? Fusion
- What turns you on? Lula
- What turns you off? Being called Pierre
- What's your favorite sound? Bubble wrap popping
- What's your least favorite sound? The cat scratching the sofa
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Astronaut
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Telemarketer
- What's your favorite curse word? Dick
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Hey."
-- Tank
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- What's your favorite word? Tipple
- What's your least favorite word? Cuddleumpkins
- What turns you on? Frank
- What turns you off? Burnt pot roast
- What's your favorite sound? Family at the dinner table
- What's your least favorite sound? Family at the dinner table
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Nurse
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Clown
- What's your favorite curse word? Damn
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Come on in. We have coffee and Entenmanns."
-- Helen
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- What's your favorite word? Dude
- What's your least favorite word? Scuba
- What turns you on? Chewy brownies
- What turns you off? The new and "improved" version of Star Wars
- What's your favorite sound? The ice cream truck
- What's your least favorite sound? Bankrupt on Wheel of Fortune
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Wolfman
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Anything that requires the wearing of a suit
- What's your favorite curse word? Dingleberry
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Dude! You're just in time for the Bonanza marathon."
-- Mooner
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- What's your favorite word? Rockin'
- What's your least favorite word? Salvador
- What turns you on? Big dangling earrings
- What turns you off? Bad manicure
- What's your favorite sound? Porsche 911 GT engine
- What's your least favorite sound? Squeaky school bus seats
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Indiana Jones
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Host on one of those shows where they eat bugs and stuff.
- What's your favorite curse word? F-f-f-f-fudge
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You rock!"
-- Sally Sweet
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- What's your favorite word? Rich
- What's your least favorite word? Lawsuit
- What turns you on? Men
- What turns you off? Exploding beavers
- What's your favorite sound? Moaning
- What's your least favorite sound? Bad mufflers
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Runway model
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Caviar extractor
- What's your favorite curse word? Slut!
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You must be an angel 'cause it feels like I've just died and gone to heaven.."
-- Joyce
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- What's your favorite word? Cookie
- What's your least favorite word? Bad
- What turns you on? Floppy ears
- What turns you off? Dogs that don't shed
- What's your favorite sound? Someone coming home
- What's your least favorite sound? Dog whistles
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Blue Angel pilot
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Mailman
- What's your favorite curse word? Bitch
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"New stink appears on the trees ever half hour. Sniff to your heart's content."
-- Bob
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- What's your favorite word? Breakfast
- What's your least favorite word? Cat
- What turns you on? Really long buck teeth
- What turns you off? Someone who hogs the wheel
- What's your favorite sound? Sunflower seeds landing in a ceramic bowl
- What's your least favorite sound? The vacuum cleaner
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Weatherman
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Hockey goalie
- What's your favorite curse word? Wet tail
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You can eat all the grapes you want here, and never get the runs."
-- Rex
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- What's your favorite word? Tarnation
- What's your least favorite word? Educational
- What turns you on? Irish accents
- What turns you off? Bad breath
- What's your favorite sound? Laughter
- What's your least favorite sound? A cat horking up a hairball
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Ghost hunter
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Bird cage cleaner
- What's your favorite curse word? Wanker
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Batten down the hatches! The big boy's here!"
-- Lester
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- What's your favorite word? Buzzard
- What's your least favorite word? Company
- What turns you on? Helen's Thanksgiving turkey
- What turns you off? Having to look at Edna Mazur while eating Thanksgiving turkey
- What's your favorite sound? Quiet
- What's your least favorite sound? Noise
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? First base for the Mets
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Ballet dancer
- What's your favorite curse word? Ass
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Nothing. I just want him to hand me an ice cold beer, a hot dog with kraut and open the gates.
-- Frank Plum
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- What's your favorite word? Gumpy
- What's your least favorite word? Sputum
- What turns you on? Any man under the age of 92
- What turns you off? Excessive ear hair
- What's your favorite sound? The ding of a slot machine
- What's your least favorite sound? The neighbor's Beagles barking all night long.
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Sumo wrestler
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Elephant Vasectomist
- What's your favorite curse word? Craptacular
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Well, now! Ain't you a pip?!"
-- Grandma Mazur
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- What's your favorite word? Booty
- What's your least favorite word? pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
- What turns you on? Beckham underwear ads
- What turns you off? Not being able to get a fast food cheeseburger before 11 AM
- What's your favorite sound? Me bustin' down a door
- What's your least favorite sound? Forks scraping teeth
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Letter turner for the Wheel of Fortune
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Snake wrangler
- What's your favorite curse word? Damn Skippy
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"We're sending out for pizza. What do you want on yours?"
-- Lula
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- What's your favorite word? Cake
- What's your least favorite word? Salmonella
- What turns you on? Boston Cream donuts
- What turns you off? Being pelted with garbage
- What's your favorite sound? My car starting
- What's your least favorite sound? My car exploding
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Wonder Woman
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Fish counter
- What's your favorite curse word? A good F-bomb every now and then really relieves some tension.
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"The Butterscotch Krimpet tree blooms year round. If you pick them straight from the tree, they have no calories."
-- Stephanie
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- What's your favorite word? Cupcake
- What's your least favorite word? Tofu
- What turns you on? Stephanie
- What turns you off? Toenail clippings
- What's your favorite sound? Panties hitting floor
- What's your least favorite sound? An alarm clock
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Chairman for the Iron Chef
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Rodeo clown
- What's your favorite curse word? Damn
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Of course dogs are allowed."
-- Joe
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- What's your favorite word? Babe
- What's your least favorite word? Problem
- What turns you on? Stephanie
- What turns you off? Grandma Mazur
- What's your favorite sound? Silence
- What's your least favorite sound? Howler monkeys
- What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Stuntman
- What profession would you not like to attempt? Bee keeper
- What's your favorite curse word? Shit
- If heaven exists, what do you want God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Party's out back. Keg to the left. Wine bar to the right."
-- Ranger
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