- Stephanie Plum -
Born and raised in the Chambersburg section of Trenton, Stephanie is a bounty hunter with uncanny instincts and a knack for attracting disaster. She's tough, she's sexy and she almost never shoots people.
- Joe Morelli -
Trenton cop who shares a long and racy history with Stephanie Plum. His relationship with Stephanie is currently in the fast lane.
- Punk Balog -
FTA who gives Stephanie and Lula the "full moon" and more.
- Lula -
Filing clerk at Vinnie's office. She's a plus sized black woman in a size seven white world. She's all attitude all the time. Right now, she's aspiring to be a super model.
- Vincent Plum -
Vinnie runs a Trenton bail bonding company and employs his cousin Stephanie Plum. He's not the best bail bondsman and he's not the worst. There can be no doubt that he's a world class sleaze.
- Grandma Mazur -
Stephanie's cooky grandmother. When Grandpa Mazur cashed in his two dollar chips and moved on to the High Rollers' Suite in the sky, she moved in with Stephanie's parents.
- Valerie -
Stephanie's sister. She's recently divorced, very pregnant and very hungry. To Frank Plum's great dismay, she and her daughters have moved in with the parents.
- Helen Plum -
Stephanie's mother. Her house has been an asylum lately and she is a bit out of sorts. She insists that she is not menopausal, despite what Grandma Mazur says.
- Frank Plum -
Stephanie's father. His suffering since Grandma Mazur moved in is nothing compared to the suffering he has experienced since Valerie moved in with her kids.
- Connie Rosolli -
Vinnie's office manager and guard dog. She's a couple years older and a couple inches shorter than Stephanie, and she has Steph by three cup sizes.
- Samuel Singh -
He is in the states on a three month work visa and Vinnie wrote a bond insuring that he will leave when his visa is up. Problem is, he's disappeared and nobody knows where to look for him.
- Mrs. Apusenja -
Indian woman who rented a room to Samuel Singh. She has planned for her daughter to marry Samuel.
- Nonnie -
Mrs. Apusenja's daughter. She works at Classy Nails at the mall. She isn't very distraught over Singh's disappearance, but she does want to know where her dog went.
- Boo -
Nonnie's little dog. He went missing at the same time that Samuel Singh disappeared.
- Ranger -
Always armed and dangerous, Ranger is Vinnie's top gun. The story goes that he used to be special forces.
- Andrew Cone -
Singh's boss at TriBro Tech. He's a regular family guy who owns the business with his two brothers.
- Dianne and Evelyn -
Andrew Cone's two sisters.
- Bart Cone -
Andrew Cone's brother. He's a surly guy with a suspicious past.
- Clyde Cone -
Andrew Cone's goofy geek of a brother. He is part owner of TriBro tech as well.
- Mary Lou -
Stephanie's best friend since birth. Now she's married with a pack of kids.
- Rex -
Stephanie's hamster roommate. He lives in a glass aquarium on the kitchen counter.
- Lillian Paressi -
Woman who was murdered near Washington's Crossing State Park. Bart Cone was charged with the murder, but later the charges were dropped.
- Ann Kilmer -
Samuel Singh's supervisor at TriBro Tech.
- Jane Locorelli -
A co-worker of Singh's at TriBro Tech. She's worked at TriBro for 31 years, the poor woman.
- Dolly Freedman -
Another of Singh's co-workers at TriBro.
- Edgar -
A TriBro employee who does stress testing.
- Alice Louise -
Another TriBro employee.
- Albert Kloughn -
Valerie's boyfriend and boss. He's pink, round and easily flub-a-dubbed.
- Angie -
Valerie's daughter. She's nine years old and perfectly behaved.
- Mary Alice -
Valerie's other daughter. She's seven years old and a bit wilder than Angie. She also thinks she's a horse.
- Howie -
Someone that Singh was looking for just before he went missing.
- Aunt Rose -
Morelli's aunt. She left her house to him when she passed on.
- Bob -
Morelli's dog, handed down to him from Stephanie. He's big and scruffy and lovable.
- Grandma Bella -
Morelli's grandmother. She's little, Italian and very frightening. She has visions and a mysterious power known as "The Eye".
- Mrs Friolli -
Lady who lives two doors down from Morelli.
- Mrs. Morelli -
Joe's mother. She's 5'4" in heels but you'd never know it from her commanding presence. She's a fierce guardian of the Morelli clan.
- Sonji Kluchori -
A woman that Lula knows from her previous life as a ho. Sonji is a crackhead, always looking for her next fix.
- Benito Ramirez -
An insane boxer who once beat Lula within an inch of her life.
- Carl Costanza -
Trenton cop who always seems to get the call when Stephanie has triggered another disaster.
- Big Dog -
Carl Costanza's partner.
- Elaine Mirvardi -
A Burg gossip. She has a nice daughter who never shoots people.
- Lucille Rice -
Burg woman who also has a daughter that never shoots people.
- Tank -
Ranger's right hand man. He's around 6'6" and he's built like... a tank.
- Mrs. Herrel -
Older lady who lives in Joe's neighborhood.
- Mrs. Gudge -
Another lady who lives in Joe's neighborhood.
- Mabel Burlew -
Grandma Mazur's friend.
- Lois Grizen -
A friend of Grandma Mazur who has experimented with hair loss treatments.
- Mitchell Farber -
Recently deceased gentleman. He's laid out at Stiva's.
- Bailey Scrugs -
Guy who used to go out with Lillian Paressi.
- Loretta Beeber -
A Burg gossip.
- Terry Gilman -
Morelli's old flame from high school. Now she has a shady job with a local organized crime figure.
- Mrs. Brodsky -
Morelli's neighbor.
- Joyce Barnhardt -
Stephanie's arch-enemy. They have always had problems but recently Joyce took a job from Vinnie and things escalated.
- Bobby V -
Guy who is always on hand at Marsilio's, but its hard to say what his job is.
- Carl Rosen -
Lillian Paressi's neighbor. They were close friends.
- Les Sebring -
Vinnie's competition in the bail bonds racket.
- Ray Smiley -
A guy who sells pork chops out of the back of his Pontiac.
- Ollie -
AKA "Blubber Butt". Trenton cop who's the primary on the Lillian Paressi murder case.
- Vito Grecci -
Mob bagman who used to live in the other half of Connie's duplex. His half of the house mysteriously burned down after one of his bags came up light.
- Gus and Wayne -
A couple of Elvis impersonators in Vegas for a convention.
- Louise Califonte -
Casino manager who knows Samuel Singh's whereabouts.
- Susan Lu -
A cocktail waitress at Caesar's who knows Samuel Singh.
- Erik Salvatora -
One of Ranger's associates.
- Miguel -
Another of Ranger's associates. Erik Salvatora's partner.
- Mary Elizabeth -
Morelli's great-aunt. She's a chain smoking booze hound and a retired nun.
- Cathy -
Morelli's sister.
- Uncle Mario -
Morelli's uncle.
- Butchy Salazar -
FTA who ran over another guy after a fight over a woman.
- Ryan Mott -
Guy who got ran over by Butchy Salazar.
- Candace Lalor -
The woman that Butchy and Ryan were fighting over.
- Mrs. Bestler -
200 year old woman who lives in Stephanie's building. She likes to joyride in the elevator.
- Steven Wegan -
First time FTA, charged with rape.
- Cal -
One of Ranger's Merry Men, given the unfortunate task of watching over Stephanie.
- Father Gabriel -
Priest at Helen Plum's church.
- Julie Singer -
Julie Wisneski now. She's an old schoolmate of Valerie.
- Whiskey -
Julie Wisneski's husband. Valerie used to have a crush on him in school.
- Steven Klein -
AKA "The Fisher Cat". Sinister character linked to Samuel Singh.
- Lisa -
Valerie and Kloughn's new baby. She was a breech birth.
- Ed Silver -
A Trenton cop.
- Alexander Dubkowski -
Known as Mr. Alexander. He's been doing Stephanie's hair for a couple of years. He's good, but even he can't handle everything Stephanie's hair has gone through.
- Roger Pitch -
FTA charged with assault with a deadly weapon and armed robbery.
- Lois Kelner -
The Plum's neighbor from across the street.
- Joe Juniak -
Former Trenton police chief. Now he's running for Mayor.
- Mr. Galucci -
An older guy who lives in Morelli's neighborhood.
- Harry Farnsworth -
Frank Plum's friend. Things have gotten so bad at Frank's house that he's thinking about moving in with Harry.
- Junior -
Another one of Ranger's Merry Men.
- Tommy Galucci -
Famous Trenton mob boss.
- Uncle Spud -
Another Trenton mob figure.
- Mrs. Lukach -
Morelli's next door neighbor.
- Bobby Bartalucci -
Woman that Grandma Bella saw in a vision.
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