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Car Memorial

In memory of all the cars that have crossed paths with Stephanie Plum.

Car Memorial

One for the Money

Mazda Miata
Repossessed by Lenny Gruber.

Chevy Nova
Left for dead, which is OK since it had already been vandalized and had no muffler, tailpipe or radio.

Joe's Cherokee
According to the morning paper, "unexplained explosion".

Two for the Dough

Jeep Wrangler
Stolen in front of The House of Eternal Slumber.

Three to Get Deadly

Baby Nissan Pickup
Bad carburetor since day one. High school kids called it a "fartmobile". Finally met it's maker in the form a of a rocket launcher. Blown to pieces. R.I.P. baby pickup.

Four to Score

CRX
Soaked in gasoline and ignited by a discarded cigarette butt from Mrs. Nowicki.

Lula's Firebird
Blown up with the CRX. That's what you get for parking next to Stephanie.

High Five

Porsche Boxter
Sideswiped by a garbage truck and later exploded into flames.

Garbage Truck
Parked next to Boxter. Blew up and then fell on what remained of the Boxter.

BMW
Stolen, but thief was kind enough to leave the plates and registration number.

Hot Six

Honda Civic
Fire started from wacky tobacky use by Mooner and Reefer.

Rollswagon
A few dents, but mostly too embarrassing for even Stephanie to drive.

Mitchell and Habib's Lincoln
Not really Stephanie's fault. Car was trashed by Morris Munson driving like a maniac in his Crown Victoria.

Carpet Car
Caught on fire from flaming dog poop in a bag.

Seven Up

Honda CRV
Crumpled up like an accordion by DeChooch in a Cadillac.

Hard Eight

Honda CRV
Fire bombed by a rabbit.

Honda CRV
Same rabbit doused the CRV in starter fluid and lit a match to it.

Ranger's truck
Went up in flames from a package tossed into the bed. Probably the same rotten rabbit.



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