Pull over * Get down on the ground * Hands behind your back * License and registration * Anything on you I should know about
"Probably I can find her breast without it, but it's good to know there's a
navigational system on board if I need it." -- Morelli, Twelve Sharp.
CASE HISTORY: JOSEPH ANTHONY MORELLI
Alias: Officer Hottie.
Current Position: Detective, Crimes against Persons, Trenton PD.
Previous Positions Held : Patrol, Vice.
Criminal Record: Minor run-ins with the law related to intoxication/fighting and writing on bathroom walls in his youth. Previously wanted in connection with a homicide investigation, later cleared of any suspicion.
Known Associates: Stephanie Plum, Bob the Dog, Terry Gilman .
Early background: Elementary School. Junior High. High School.
Relatives: Mother: Angie, Father: Tony (AKA Rocco), Brothers: Anthony and Paul, Sisters: Catherine and Mary. Grandmother: Bella.
Military Service: 4 years in the Navy.
Residence: House on Slater St., inherited from his Aunt Rose.
Distinguishing Characteristics: Scar through one eyebrow, eagle tattoo on chest, molten chocolate eyes, rock hard buns.
Previous Vehicles: Jeep Cherokee, Toyota 4x4 truck, PD Crown Victoria, Ducati Supersport motorcycle, currently driving a SUV.
Classic Quotes:
"Cupcake"
"You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just
appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour."
"Stroll around and look sexy, ask annoying questions, in general get on
everyone's nerves. All those things that come naturally to you."
"I think about other things besides sex... just not lately."
