"What's the matter? This the first time you've seen a hung-over transvestite?"
-- Sally Sweet
Sally has been stunning us for years with his sense of style. Now, he offers words of wisdom on some hot fashion topics
Shoes
"Slutty shoes go with everything."
Hair Removal
"Waxing is overrated."
Lingerie
"If the thong chafes... toughen up and wear it anyway."
Current Fashion
"Black leather is always in season."
Jewelry
"When it comes to earrings, think 'big.'"
Hair Styles
"Keep a variety of wigs. You never know when you will want to be Marylin, Farrah, or the slut next door."
A Girlish Figure
"A corset will give you a good waist. Reinforced material is good, but avoid metal. Serious injury could result."
Form Fitting Outfits
"There is no such thing as too tight. If you can fit into it, it works."
Makeup
"You can't go wrong with gold and glitter."
Carrying Concealed
"When you're packing heat, carry a big purse. A gun in your briefs can make a bulge that is a bit... conspicuous."
Nail Care
"A good manicure is invaluable. Try to find a manicurist who is dependable, but adventurous."
Short Skirts
"Don't be afraid of a short hemline. Its ok to be a little "cheeky" sometimes."
